What's this poop?

What is this poop? First Mommy goes away without taking me with her, and now JerJer is going away without me as well!

It's a good thing I invited Aunt Bronwen over to play for the next month or so, otherwise I might have had to learn how to change my own litter or go potty in the toilet or something.

I hope Aunt Bronwen understands our house rules, namely:

• Bella is allowed outside whenever she wants
• Bella doesn't have to take baths unless she feels like it and it is a really, really warm day (none of these silly winter baths!)
• My feet are so totally the cutest feet ever
• Bella's food bowl should always be full, and constantly topped up with freshies. I don't know who eats the food at the bottom of the bowl, but it certainly isn't going to be me!
• Everyone should warm their hands before they try to pat me. I love being patted on the head, but only by warm hands!
• Boxes are heaps of fun, we should have more of them. Blankets are pretty cool as well.
• Bella needs about 23 hours of nap time a day
• Bella needs at least 6 hours of patting time each day
• House is on Wednesday nights at 8:30 on channel 10

I think that's about all of the rules. If I've forgotten any I'll let Aunt Bronwen know soon enough.