Sunday, November 20, 2005

Cockroach Management

I found a cockroach that had been scaring mommy. All I have to say about the matter is, "that particular cockroach won't be bothering her again".

JerJer tried to give me more food after we had disposed of the problem, but I don't need a reward. It's all in a days work for a CMS (Cockroach Management Specialist) like me.
I'll be giving the roaches a few days to settle down, and then I will be attempting to restart the peace negotiations. We are not going to let one insurgent ruin our place.
I won't be destroying the nest that it came from. I don't believe that destroying innocent roaches' homes because of one bad creature will fix any problem; in fact it is more likely to breed resentment and will quite possibly lead to further insurgencies.

Anyway I'm sure that after the whacking I gave that one little trouble maker the rest of them will now know that scaring mommy is not on!


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