New boyfriend!

Yes! I have a new boyfriend! I love Charlie! I love Charlie! I love Charlie! I love Charlie! I love Charlie! I love Charlie!

Charlie moved in next door so that he could come and visit me all the time.

He has more than one mommy. He says this means that he will understand my needs more than Bello did. I guess this means that his mommys have already told him not to eat my food.

Charlie said that if he ever meets Bello then he's going to whack him. Bello probably won't whack him back because he'd be worried that he might break a claw or get his pretty white fur dirty or something. What sort of stupid cat thinks that he is prettier than me? Stupid Bello, that's who.