10 Things I Hate About Quinta!

I hate the way you follow me
And the way you bounce around
I hate that someone has to let you out
Because you poop on the ground

I hate your big dumb clumsy paws
And that you get so many treats
I hate you so much it makes me jump the fence
And wander around the streets.

I hate that you get lots of play time
I hate it when you chew on my mice.
I hate that you are super messy
And that you always try to be nice

I hate that I check on you at night
And the way you retrieve a ball.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.